That awkward moment when you’re talking and you realize no one cares about what you’re saying.
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- girl: i'm having vagina surgery
- boyfriend: i know
- girl: i love you
- boyfriend: i love you too
- after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
- girl: where is my boyfriend
- dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
- girl: what
When you’re taking a shower and your foot slips and your life flashes before your eyes.
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(Source: itsalltoomuch)
- boys in fights: I hate you, man, fuck you.
- girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.
How NORMAL people run during P.E.
How weird people run during P.E.
The people who can’t keep up in P.E.
How I run in p.e
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(Source: mike-onic)
- me: hey I just met you and-
- me: why are you walking away
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